A Kentucky waterfall so pristine, it could’ve been a national landmark.
Even worse, I didn’t know my haircut had a name.
I never owned the business up front or went to the party out back.
But by no means did my questionable fashion choice hinder my future.
Today, I write things that aren’t stylish but are impossible to ignore.
At least for the first six seconds on YouTube.
You could say it’s the mullet of jobs.
I now rock a crew cut.
Experience
Senior Copywriter (2022–present), WellSpan Health
Senior Copywriter (2020–2022), Pavone Marketing Group
Copywriter (2018–2020), Pavone Marketing Group
Junior Copywriter (2015–2018), Pavone Marketing Group
Education
Bachelor of Arts in Advertising (2015), Temple University